Tom Toles for August 24, 2016

Just be glad you don’t have to rake them up under sniper fire, like she was(n’t) that time she landed in Bosnia! The emails are a fact, it’s the interpretation of how colossal a blunder they are that’s in question. At best, she’s “extremely careless”… a fine quality in a president. /s

She says release them! You’ll find out what she eats, like most of the others.

Next…the radical muslim personal (ahem) assistant

I have a feeling “State” is going to pull Hilary’s security status.

She can’t stay out of trouble long enough to finish a sentence! And yet morons keep listening to her!

All the Republicans have, except for stuffing their pockets full of Koch et al money and Fox, is Hillary’s emails? Come on guys get back to your election fraud operations and removing any vestige of remaining regulations that might prolong a pleasant life on the planet.

“Where there’s smoke, there’s fire,” said the wise Republican, puffing three cigars at once..@Old Coal: Watching the GOP faithful get excited over yet another phony scandal reminds me, somehow, of the Far Side cartoon of the two dogs saying, “Oh boy! We’re having dog food AGAIN!”

Goodness. The US Secretary of State sometimes touched on delicate topics with national-security implications in her e-mails? Shocking! Who would’ve guessed!?

If only Clinton would knock over a bank or something.

This works – burning leaves leads to air pollution, health risks and fire hazards. So it makes sense the Republicans would want to burn them. The Democrats are ready to rake them up and compost them. Another alternative is just mow them over if you have a mulching mower. At any rate, the excitement over each email is pretty hypocritical from a party whose candidate won’t even release tax or medical forms. Will we be seeing all presidential emails from now on or only when women run?

As far as I can tell, the only thing of substance that they have found is that Hillary has e-mails.

Email is probably the most secure form of communication. Try having a secure call on a telephone with criminals openly selling hearing devices on TV to unlawfully listen in on your conversation on a phone.I ain’t getting what all the fuss is about. The whole storing emails on an unsecured server show is a complete sham. The server was secured with programs that had happened to fail during a small amount of time in 2010. 6 years ago. The problem was immediately found and addressed but republicans act like she was hanging emails on the clothesline for all eternity. Ridiculous.

Squishes and Squeams{… a rhyme …}Political-news continues the themesof our yuugely stressful nightmare-ish dreams.Nothing redeems;no hope here gleams.One’s churning tummy squishes and squeams*.… … …

The rhymer’s license allowsusing adjectives as verbs.==========

Trumpian Saga{… a rhyme …}Doggies, the Trumpian saga!!“Show biz” like Lady Gaga{’tho’ with less pizzazzthan the Lady has}.Whole durn’ show he would hog a.Sewage system he would clog a.He drags us down into bog a.

Message of the cartoon: The GOP stands by to burn any real evidence, as they have for years, knowing that if they actually catch a Clinton, the game’s over and the gravy train stops.