Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 19, 2017
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar--rassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's lepetomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
This is just a great comic. Plus, he knows what “LePetomaine” means.
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
And Le Petomaine’s booking of the band “Brown Note” for “Big Blowout Night” was just adding insult to injury…
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
It’s a wonder there are any restaurants and/or strip-joints and dives left open in the metropolitan D.C. area.
Oh, wait. There is an inhuman density of politicians in that area, all eminently suited to writing an exception into law for their favorite and/or relative’s place….