Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 24, 2016
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your spring weeding guide woman: die die non-euclidean creeper. hard to remove. ignores the geometry of the space-time continuum common to most yards. man: die die false tea rose. looks & smells exactly like the lovely tea rose. but it's a weed! soon your yard will be covered in it! root it out! tear it up! kill it! granny: die die plant: sproing bamzu. combines the robust unstoppability of kudzu with the hearty imoortality of bamboo. it also attracts zebra mussels. sell your house and get a condo. dude: whoopsie. dilatory bulbvine. also known as your leftover christmas lights. take them down already, it's easter for crying out loud.
John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago
Bamzu sounds terrifying!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Bamzu sounds perfect to keep shores from eroding.
Kip W over 7 years ago
They’re saying, “The! The!”
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
Nothing like these weeds, luv!
Bob. over 7 years ago
I haven’t seen any kudzu for years. Where did it go?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Where did the kudzu go? Where do you live and where did you live before?
Bob. over 7 years ago
Florida