Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2016

A lot of people are going to need a a panic room on November 9.

Forget about the panic room! I’m going underground!

Pig must be tired from all that screaming; put him in the rest room.

OMG, Donald pressed the red button?

Oh….I was wondering what the significance of November 9 was……it’s that time already? What am I going to do for entertainment now?Guess I"ll start putting up supplies and getting the guest rooms ready for our fleeing southern neighbours…..

I am reminded of Grace Hanadarko.

I never realized that dumb Pig was so noisy.

Ok so we know what Pig thinks, what about you Rat ? Other than the soundproofing………………

Good thing they had a home invasion a few weeks back

crybaby libs

more crocs, NOW!!!

You want panic room? I got panic room:https://untappd.com/b/levante-brewing-company-panic-room/1343821

@poppy48Boy, you have sure persuaded me!Keep up the thoughtful posts! Ten in five years, you should go Pro.

I’m reminded of a comedian who tricked people into thinking his glass booth was soundproof. He’d let them in then sit back and listen to them shout all sorts of obscenities or confessions.

Where would you put a Panic Room on a college campus that doubles as a Safe Zone for snowflakes? Seems redundant.

Will the Coach of Pastis Preparatory Academy panic when his team plays its slowest game Ever against Bryson Elementary? http://www.gocomics.com/comic/explore/661643/2

13 minutes too late…

I have my own Panic Room.

Also known as my bedroom.

xxx

Panic Rooms are apparently all the rage among the Elite of Downtown Chicago (the only area to which the press caters) in their new $4 million-and-up condos. I don’t know whether or not they are soundproof.Pg and Rat may need a home defense system. They should hire Li’l Guard Duck and his sidekick, Mr. Snuffles….

@Al Nala:No, I don’t live near Tucson, but I live in a pretty remote place nonetheless. Perhaps I can build something underground.

Already stocked up with dehydrated foods, vegetable seeds in sealed containers, 2000 gallons of water and 25,000 rounds of ammo. Just sitting here sharpening knives and machetes.

I need a room like that.

I have one of these. I like to call it my room.

I need of those