Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 31, 2010

Is there enough paper for the both of you?

Dat cage ain’t big enough for da one of you.

OMG!!! There are soooooooo many faces today!

Good art work today, Oh Supreme Leader of the Bird Braniacs!!!

So, Thom, which bird is Peter Falk???

^The one with the glass eye.

What be dem birds smokin?

Ain’t know faces. Not a single (add adjective here) face. I see my shrink on Friday and can’t afford a breakdown on Tuesday. Because of ML* comment (lie) about the faces, I will have to take some more pills developed by Dow Chemical. You remember Dow? The 60s? Napalm? Well, not *ML, she’s too young and pretty.

If there no room to fight, there room to die from cancer, first bird who drops..wins. Or do they?

Well one of yez has gots to go. Who’z da bigger bird?

Billy “Two Toes” Macaw brings yous greetins….

Are they Norwigean Blues?

There ain’t enough room for either of dem … Dey need a bigger cage, Thom!

Mornin’ Birdbrainiacs!

@MontanaLady - if one is Peter Falk, is the other Ross Parrot? I can’t see their ears to tell for sure…

They sound like Mockingbirds.

Too many faces ta fight over today–but I like da one on da lower belly o’ da boid on da right, you know, da one reading da copies of Boidbrains on da floor o’ da cage.

jml58 said, about 2 nailed perches ago

Are they Norwigean Blues?

Naa, dem ain’t no Noiwegan Blues. Dem ain’t blue at all, an’ besides, dem ain’t no more! Dey has not ceased to be! Not expired and gone to meet dems maker! Dey are not late parrots; not stiff! Not bein’ bereft of life, dey don’t rest in peace! Neither nailed to the perch, nor pushing up da daisies! Dems metabolical processes are of interest to physiologists! Dey’ve not yet hopped the twig! Nor shuffled off this mortal coil! Dey’ve yet to run down the curtain and join the choir invisible! Dey…. are still PRE-EX-PARROTS!

One face in feathers at left. I spend valuable time every day looking when I could be benefiting mankind producing something useful…..

Good morning, Tribe.

Lew —- Young?

Digital —- HOW do you keep coming up with these one liners?????? Are you a comedy writer?? If not, ya gotta be!!

Better not ruffle any feathers here…………….

Good afternoon everyone!

Cool colors!!

Yep, and now I’ve got some cool colors framed and hanging in close viewing distance from where I’m tying right now. Thanks, again, Thom!

only good smoked birds is turkey

Hey Thom Dem boids need bigger turf, ya know? Else someone’s gonna fly the coop.

I’d call them The Goodfeathers, but Steven Spielberg already had that idea.