JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 28, 2016

Be sure to leave your tin foil hat in your will to your grandson.

I see UFOs every day, but then I’m not much of an ornithologist…

And everyone walks around with a camera these days yet there are fewer pictures of UFOs now than there were in the 60’s, 70’s etc.

I’ve seen two. One turned out to be a massive flight of geese in the sunset and the other was the Goodyear blimp with lighted advertising on its side.

if you tell siri “Beam me up” it will reply “Scotty has left the building”

A friend and I saw one once over Lake Erie around sunset. It kept changing directions and we couldn’t agree on which way it was moving. Turned out it was Venus; the lack of visual references made it hard to tell that it wasn’t actually moving around. That made me realize how easy it is for people to think they see UFOs.

technically speaking, UFOs exist, as long as it is a flying object that you can’t identify. Of course that doesn’t mean it’s an alien space ship, just something you don’t know.

Uh oh, he created the next Mulder! :-)

we had reports of UFOs where I lived, discs of white spinning around in a circle – looked like disco style lights pointing at the clouds (you could see the beams pointing up) and sure enough it was.

The of course live anywhere near Cardington you would periodically see airships reflecting in the sun looking like a UFO (being the UK, the sunny days needed being rarer than the Airship flying)