Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 27, 2010
August 20, 2010
September 03, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The continuing adventures of... BAD FETUSES* This week - "ODIOUS in the UTERUS" *Formerly, "Bad Feti" Fetus: You can't stop our prenatal plots! In an abandoned gynecology center in the Dominican Republic, the three evil fetuses use sonograms to scheme against America! Fetus #1: Okay, do you understand your missions? Fetus #2: ¡Si, claro! Fetus #3: Allah willing! Fetus: Bad Mexican Fetus: report! Bad Mexican Fetus: Si. I enter the U.S., get born and thus become a U.S. citizen! ¡ARRIBA, ARRIBA! Fetus: That's right! It's guaranteed under the 14th amendment! Silly Americans... We strike them where they're weakest: their constitution! Fetus: Bad Muslim Fetus? Bad Muslim Fetus: I also enter the U.S. to be born. Then, as a U.S. citizen, I can wreak all kinds of havoc... ...even open a community center! Fetus: ...which the fools must allow under their 1st amendment! Ha! We'll use ALL their amendments against them! BAM What's that?! Agent #1: F.BI.! FREEZE! POW ARGH! Agent #2: It'll be the DEATH PENALTY for you! Fetus: Ha! Not a chance! It'll never stick! Agent #1: Why not? Fetus: Giving us the death penalty would be...state-funded abortion! Agent #2: He's right! Once again, defeated by our own lofty principles! Next: Bad Gay Fetus demands the right to marry! Bad Gay Fetus: That's right! I CHOSE to be gay IN UTERO!
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DougDean over 13 years ago
OK, whose turn is it to take away his bongs?
SameAsOldFfred over 13 years ago
Next episode: bad embryonic stem cells in a petri dish -or- in vitro veritas
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
Bong free! As free as the wind blows as free as the grass grows Bong free to follow your heart….
Like that Doug?
ianrey over 13 years ago
The Republican Platform used to be “Love the Unborn, Hate the Born,” but now they’re even crafting policies that hate fetuses! Or feti!
And SameFred, Bolling already did “Bad Blastocyst” a couple years ago.
crlinder over 13 years ago
This is some delicious satire. I particularly like the way a sonogram can fire a gun that kills.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Diabolical!
drtom01 over 13 years ago
This is what Sens. John Cornyn, Lindsey Graham, John Kyl, Charles Grassley, John McCain, Jeff Sessions and Mitch McConnell are visualizing when they talk about the “Terror Babies”. Good thing that these Senators are so able to see into the future and know how these children will turn out. What a bunch of morons.
Ushindi over 13 years ago
You’re laughing? My God, here’s proof our republic is under attack, even from the WOMB! We must take our America back! Call Karl Rove, and Sarah - quickly now!
(It’s obvious those fetuses will embrace the socialist mentality of Obamanomics - probably even demand health care…)
SmokyStover over 13 years ago
Hopefully Harley is departing for good, never to return. Great strip as usual.
hugh_jainus over 13 years ago
Nuke the unborn gay whales!
Grover Premium Member over 13 years ago
Who is the first fetus? he’s not wearing a hat.
Wildcard24365 over 13 years ago
Really? Sorry, Harley. I was hoping you’d somehow concoct some almost surrealistic bombast to somehow “prove” the “Right’s” justification in their “anchor baby” idiocy.
Excellent satire.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
What you’ve obviously all lost is that it’s not the fetuses who are plotting, but the parents thereof. And the question is not of the babies themselves, but of parents who are willing to break laws being rewarded by having babies which they may or may not be able to afford to feed. Of course, that’s the Democrat Party’s mantra anyway “If you breed ‘em, we’ll feed ‘em.”
tobybartels over 13 years ago
And the Republican mantra is that having a child is an award? Honestly, even the Republicans are not that crazy.
fenneuter over 13 years ago
I’m kind of disappointed - first because in this cartoon RB is kind of at conflicted purposes in his satire (I’m pretty sure he’s actually pro-abortion or pro-choice whatever, so how can you have it both ways, RB?) but moreso that Chikuku didn’t opine over no Lucky Ducky strip! Of course, you got your fix last week didn’t you, it must have a euphoric effect that lingers a few days after all?