Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2016

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 8 years ago

    … all because of the bloody smart phone!

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    orinoco womble  almost 8 years ago

    We already have the self-propelling scooter. There’s a rental place in my town and sometimes people gather to watch the newbies fall off.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hey, I think the self-screaming coaster is useful, Bev….It means I don’t have to go anywhere near one, cos it will do all I would have done if I were there.

    Saves me a trip.

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    JChris1689  almost 8 years ago

    What’ll we do when someone invents a self-texting phone?

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    biz.gocomics  almost 8 years ago

    Self-reading comics…

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Self-satisfaction has been around a long time.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Self-wasting life.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    virtual reality. sit in an overstuffed chair hooked up to a computer and then ……………………………………….

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Not if I can help it…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 8 years ago

    I come to give you ticket!

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    sassa418  almost 8 years ago

    Technology lost me a LONG time ago! And even though I become more of a dinosaur every day, I am so grateful that I am not joined at the hip to all of these new-fangled gadgets 24/7 as so many people seem to be!!! My ancient desktop pc is more than enough for my limited needs. Now just go away and leave me alone!

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    fishbulb239  almost 8 years ago

    I have a strong tendency to eschew dependence on mechanical means – I’d rather walk or bike than use a motorized vehicle, I prefer stairs to elevators and escalators, etc., etc. However, if a self-driving car can be programmed to use its turn signals, then it’s better than 90% of the drivers out there, and I’m all for ’em.

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    naturally_easy  almost 8 years ago

    we’re just a short hop away from not needing people. Don’t think the machines aren’t noticing. (Cue theme from Twilight Zone)

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The Midas Plague by Fred Pohl.

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    gammaguy  almost 8 years ago

    How about some self-driving golf clubs?

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