Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 20, 2016

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Puck: Holiday bows aren't just for snacking! Puck: Toss them across a room... Puck: To hone your HUNTING SKILLS! NEWS Headline: STAY TUNED FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGES (Elusive red dots got you down?) Violet: I don't whether to be flattered or insulted. Alice: All I see is a one way ticket TO CHEESE TOWN. Agnes: Alice, there's still time. Let's give it back. Alice: All aboard the cheddar express! Agnes: C'mon, Alice. Alice: Who scored all this doll house furniture? What about this BIG SCREEN TV? Alice: We can HANDLE it. Agnes: But Alice- This is different. This is the little black cat's FRIEND! Alice: Friend?! Agnes: Friend! Natasha: Yes, she said FRIEND! I've got too many! Pipe down, Our Nine Lives is almost on! Alice: This cotton ball is about to have a better Christmas than us, and you feel sorry for it?! Agnes: I feel sorry for the little black cat! Agnes: Is that what this is about? Alice: What? Alice: No. Alice: Captain Fluff'n' Puff stays. I'll be in my room. Natasha: Sisters have two settings: Laugh and fight. TV: (STARRING KIT CHASE) Violet: Kit Chase is so fine. Violet: I'd let him chase me. Alice: Christmas? Why would it be about Christmas? Who cares about Christmas? Alice: Not me. Santa: (click)