Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 04, 2010

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    Yeah, hand it over, pops!

    Good Morning Everyone!

    It’s Hump Day!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Looks like Polly has had too much coffee lately.

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    MontanaLady  over 13 years ago

    But, Floyd is saying, “I ain’t got no stinkin’ crackers”!!!!!!!!!

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    WoodEye  over 13 years ago

    Don’t mess with Polly.

    Face on the bottom of her left wing.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Give a parrot a cracker and he eats for one day. Teach a parrot to talk and create a cracker addict.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    I’d say Polly’s cracking up. Or already cracked.

    Teaching Polly to talk wasn’t the problem, giving her prehensile wingtip feathers was.

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    The Duke 1  over 13 years ago

    Ain’t worth your life, Floyd! Fork it over!

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    ladywolf17  over 13 years ago

    Come on already and feed the bird.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    This cartoon is a Parroty of Justice!

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    Is that Quickdraw Macaw?

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Thanks (?) WOODEYE I missed that. Two days till the shrink. Two days till the shrink Two days till the shrink

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    They say crack(er) addicts are the most dangerous.

    Wood-Eye, I’ve tried - I’ve looked upside up and upside down, I’ve crossed my eyes till they watered, and I can’t see that face.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Let me be the first to be offended. How does a bird even hold a gun with it’s wing and have a finger on the trigger?

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I can’t see no faces… it has to be because I’m exhausted from working the Midnight shift. The life of a Security Guard sucks!

    Mornin’ Oh Mighty Thom and the rest of the Birdbrains!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I can see a left arm face, but I had to put the top on the right instead of the left I was trying to do at first in order to see it. And man that was a bad sentence.

    minky moo, LuvH8, I just left a comment in yesterday’s caveman discussion. I refrained from any comments in that direction until you mentioned it.

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    johnnydoc5  over 13 years ago

    Polly could only take so much before she went crackers.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I thought only cows had guns.

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    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    See!!, Gun laws don’t work. The US Constitution only provides for arming BEARS not BIRDS and so it’s illegal for birds to have guns, and yet here’s one committing a gun crime in spite of gun laws. When parrots are outlawed, only outlaws will have parrots.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Is that like the sheep saying “when wolves are outlawed, all the outlaws will be wolves”?

    Fair enough, but that’s not a problem when the sheep have a good shepherd. Preferably one with a gun. :)

    The debate wouldn’t exist if the “freedom to bear arms” wasn’t granted to resist potential tyranny (among other things). But what if the king isn’t a tyrant, has all power, and has permanent tenure?

    Political/theological question of the day…

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    LafInLarry - I held my tongue yesterday too. Great description ROFLMAO

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    ldyhwkd  over 13 years ago

    Luv - re: yesterday. So perhaps the better question is who has been slipping Lew’s drugs into the BT Juice Jar?

    Stayed away from the juice this morning and I don’t see even one face…. hmmmm…..

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    alviebird  over 13 years ago

    My cockatoo was definitely a thief. A sneak-thief.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Responded in yesterday’s comments.

    (BTW - Please don’t tell Sir Lew what I said, he might be offended.)

    LadyHawk, really? I drink that juice!!!!!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    LUVH8 is lucky it is so late. Otherwise I would attack with some biting sarcasm I am too tired to think of. Besides, I’m scared of KITTY.

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    I still don’t see any faces, but If I look real hard, the parrot’s left wing looks like a hairy dachshund with its head stuck in the bird’s armpit.

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    hopeandjoy2  over 13 years ago

    Hurray for the birds in the comics today!

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    trekkermint  over 13 years ago

    shouldn’t that be crumby cracker? just the two faces for me :(

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    vldazzle  over 13 years ago

    Bird, you also had a cockatoo? My beloved Cuddles died in my arms in June of ‘08. I still LOVE the “toos” but I have a scant 2 decades remaining so I now adopted a Timneh Grey from a shelter. He will fit in with the 2 birds my youngest son has (unmated pair of Eclectus) and he’s good company for me but will never match the “love of my life” who was my best friend for over 23 years!

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