Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 16, 2016
February 15, 2016
February 17, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: I've got to do a project on a U.S. president and I got stuck with Rutherford B. Hayes. Mom: He was a very good president! Petey: He's not inspiring! Andre got Abraham Lincoln- he was really tall and had a great hat! Loris got Theodore Roosevelt- he had a big mustache! Petey: And he had to gnaw on furniture constantly so his teeth wouldn't grow through his skill. That's inspiring! Mom: Tell me that's not from your textbook.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
I’m sure even Obama has some inspiring legacy to leave.
King_Shark about 8 years ago
Sounds like he got his information on Ted Roosevelt from cracked.com.
Durandal_1707 about 8 years ago
Uh, Petey, if facial hair is what you’re looking for, that’s one thing Rutherford B. Hayes did actually have going for him.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Gnawing on the furniture?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Rather than despairing and belittling your assigned president. Petey, BUCK UP, buckle down, and win, win, win!Fans of R.B. Hayes will thank you.
GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago
I never heard of him.
LadyJessica about 8 years ago
In elementary school, I was assigned Millard Fillmore (lucky number 13!) for my president report. I remember experiencing a similar crisis of disappointment.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
No . It’s not from the text. But it is a lesson to Loris not to listen to her big brother.
Clobbered by Science Premium Member about 8 years ago
♫ We are the mediocre Presidents ♫♫ You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents ♫
brooklyn51 about 8 years ago
That’s why T.R. always carried a big stick.
tazz555 about 8 years ago
wait is that an “Angry Beavers” reference
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 8 years ago
I was stuck with Woodrow Wilson one year.
pouncingtiger about 8 years ago
Only in Texas Mrs. Otterloop.
Jim Kerner about 8 years ago
I’m glad that I didn’t have that problem when I went to public school.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
He’s only looking for physical traits?
Will_Scarlet about 8 years ago
What’s that woman talking about? He was one of the worst presidents EVER! He sold out to the former slave-owners and pulled all troops out of the south so they could keep screwing black people for the next hundred years!