B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 02, 2016

I tried to quit smoking . Lost battle in few hours .

I don’t know, my resolution to not make any New Years’ resolutions is holding up well.(I even resolved it sometime other than New Year to save the space/time continuum via paradox.

My resolution was to quit swearing. That was in 1974. It worked and I’m thankful for it…as well as my parents.

Here lies the body of Mary Meek. Her will was strong, But her won’t was weak.

#%&@*%$# it all.

I think Horace got it right, yesterday…

My New Years resolution is 1600 × 900

You got it.

Either that, or trying to focus your eyes first thing New Year’s Day morning.

If you are referring to any of the major commercial brands (and their “lite” counterparts), I would agree with you.However, I’m a craft beer aficionado and find a good ale more pleasing to my palate than your personal choices.As far as swearing over the spilt items in question, I find it takes the time away from slurping it off the bar. table stool floor……

I, for one, would cheer as Beer is a foul liquid. Now wine or scotch or bourbon?! The horror!!

Now wait a minute! Beer is liquid bread; wine and other spirits are just beverages…