Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 23, 2010

Love it, but will Eva?

No. She’s like Mikey, she hates everything.

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Lio tries so hard to win Eva’s heart.

Well, the fat kid didn’t need that ice cream cone, and the gardening lady can spare a bouquet, and I think the carriage-driver won’t mind lending Lio his top hat; but will it not be all in vain before hard-hearted Eva Rose? Poor Lio; he’s trying so hard to please her!

I doubt this will work.

She’ll probably pull out a fire extinguisher and douse his rocket engines…

Margueritem you took the Cole Porter out of me

Lio man, you gotta get over Eva.

Eva? Oh, that Eva. I tried to make her feel good about herself.

He’ll never give up. It’s his one area of weakness. But it’s that very thing that keeps him real. In 20 years, Eva will want him. Mark my words. Just wait and see. I guarantee it. If I’m wrong you can tell me in 2030.

You don’t wanna KNOW where that rocket is going, son.

This will not end well for Lio.

@Simon & kfccanada - I am afraid you are right. Eva is as resourceful as Lio with weapons and large-scale machinery. The rocket pack is toast.

Wooing at high velocity. Woo-woo wooing, if you will.

He looks like an updated version of those chimney sweeps from Mary Poppins.

Lio, you need to cool your jets, We all know how this’ll end up. For your safety, might I recommend something like a zombie deliveryman?

one of these days eva will have a change of heart and accept one of lio’s gestures

NAHHHHHH

Hey that’s my hat

money from a witch buys a cone for a B…nother witch.

Lio, me boy, you got lots to learn.

So what ever happened to his helment? Dang Eva, he’s risking a head injury for you! (yea right)

That’s exactly what Jimmy Neutron did!