Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 25, 2015
November 24, 2015
November 26, 2015
Transcript:
Dicky: Champ slow down no running Tommy: Dicky, you gotta relax! Let a kid be a kid. Dicky:You don't understand, Tommy, you don't have kids. I'm not just worried about his safety, i'm also trying to get on with my day! If he falls down there's crying, and clean up, and band-aids, and so on.It's a huge hassle! Tommy: God do you hear yourself ?? I mean c'mon c'mon mom and dad never- Dicky: I know I know *Trip crash* Baby: Augh! Dad! My everything is bleeding! Dicky: son of a b*tch. Tommy: Dud you oughta do something about that.
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prrdh over 8 years ago
Mallard Swearmore.
katina.cooper over 8 years ago
At least he’s bleeping himself out in front of his kid.
Fujicream almost 8 years ago
Good call
JoshuaHannan over 5 years ago
wow, that’s good
qxl about 4 years ago
a few band aids should do it…
Doglover26 about 3 years ago
oof
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) about 3 years ago
School nurses: put on an ice pack.
lesbian4life7997 12 months ago
Wait, if his son is a sonofab*tch, isn’t he the b*tch?