Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 05, 2015

But rocks are the best solution!

“Please do no hit me with a rock.”

“I’ll save you with some clever new way!…I’ll hit you with a stick!”

Pulling her tail might also work,

Phoebe could take her shirt off to put over Marigold’s face – she’s much too young to have anything that needs to be covered up.

Use your phone to show Marigold her pic and lead her away from the nasty pool of water.

Wait! Isn’t that Lord Splendid Humility over there!!

You could throw the rock in the pond. The ripples would disrupt the reflection.

Smack her fanny!That usually gets a girls attention…

“Sure, I’ll get you out of there Marigold…but first, I have this biiiiig load of homework. If it would only just magically get done by itself, I suppose I could help you right now, but…”

Uh oh….

Like how?

She could just stand in the way, if she doesn’t mind getting her feet wet.

You know, this reflection thing would be a lot easier way to catch a unicorn than having to look for a virgin…

I’ll bring you some daffodils! No… wait, that might be cruel…

Put a picture of Ted Nuegent in between her and her reflection. That would be enough to shock anyone out of a trance.

Hehe, it’s been some time since the last time this happened.

Yet she can view selfies without a problem. Unicorn psychology is a very complex thing.

#airhorn

The clever new way is two rocks insted of one.