Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 28, 2010

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    You needed a shower before bed, didn’t you Dad??

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    When does the Pope confer Sainthood on Dad?

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    sensrule92  almost 14 years ago

    Love the magazine …

    Funny, from the look on his dad’s face, this has possibly happened before…

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    secretasianman1270  almost 14 years ago

    Wait… he doesn’t have $20.00 for the “Deluxe Vampire Cape” - yet he had enough for a “Mondo Squirt 9000” ??? C’mon, I’ve priced those giant squirt guns… most are a LOT more than $20.00

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    Frankr  almost 14 years ago

    Lio already has a vampire cape.

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    draleice  almost 14 years ago

    where is marg? and Ji2m, that would be lio.

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    cstewart23  almost 14 years ago

    Don’t forget shipping and handling.

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    kfaatz925  almost 14 years ago

    Oh dear. Violence will avail you nothing, Lio… ;)

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    FishingWithMissD  almost 14 years ago

    secretasianman1270: I was thinking the same thing. Wonder what Lio used on Dad to get the $$ to buy the Mondo Squirt 9000 in the first place.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Don’t give in Dad. It’s just water.

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    I think Dad is used to being soaked for Lio’s wants….But he’ll still cough up the dough, because he’s Dad!

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    dconner65  almost 14 years ago

    Knowing Lio that’s not water and if I was Dad I’d cough up the $19.99 + S&H.

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    kfccanada  almost 14 years ago

    I wouldn’t give Lio the money under these circumstances; he’s resorting to ‘unsavory’ methods and giving in would only reinforce increased negative actions as he gets older.

    IMHO, dad should require he do some extra chores to earn the money….chores such as cleaning out his ‘swamp pool’.

    The fact that the gun is a watergun is immaterial…the mask is an issue, too.

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    tedcoop  almost 14 years ago

    Lew, he has to perform three miracles first. So far, he’s only displayed a saintly level of patience.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    “Shot through the wallet and it’s too late…”

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    draleice, the comic did not turnover on time last night, so I went to bed.

    Dad would have given Lio the money without the theatrics.

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    cpb124  almost 14 years ago

    Let’s hope Lio on has water in the gun and not something worse.

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    wearesiamese  almost 14 years ago

    The easier solution is to bribe Cybil to help.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 14 years ago

    “Buy this cape or I shoot this TV Guide.”

    (And that’s really playing on Dad’s weakness here…)

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    trekkermint  almost 14 years ago

    yard sale might be better - what could his castoffs be though?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    Looks like Lio’s a pretty normal kid in some ways.

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