- Heavens no, no one can actually read a doctors handwriting!
- we just let the computer assign you a drug based on your name and birth sign
PHARMASTROLOGY
What about Ralph Capricorn, the bartender, whose son, whom they named Leo, arrived early, before they could leave the bar, and was born under the sign of Happy Hour?
Nope. Y’all are sooooooo wrong. Pharmacists have courses in learning to read heiroglyphics, so’s they can decode doctors’ scrbbles.
Reminds me of a cartoon of years ago: dog is on examining table, dog in white coat says "Get this prescription filled and have someone shove one pill down your throat every 6 hours.
Arianne almost 9 years ago
So, would a Virgo get those little blue pills?
electricshadow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Would a Gemini get double the dose?Would an Aquarius have to have liquid gelcaps?Would a Pisces need more cod liver oil pills?
jreckard almost 9 years ago
What about Ralph Capricorn, the bartender, whose son, whom they named Leo, arrived early, before they could leave the bar, and was born under the sign of Happy Hour?
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Would a Sagittarius get suppositories?
PICTO almost 9 years ago
That old guy looks a little crabby…
Al Nala almost 9 years ago
Nope. Y’all are sooooooo wrong. Pharmacists have courses in learning to read heiroglyphics, so’s they can decode doctors’ scrbbles.
Reminds me of a cartoon of years ago: dog is on examining table, dog in white coat says "Get this prescription filled and have someone shove one pill down your throat every 6 hours.
And a cat asking for “medical catnip”.
DanniRu almost 9 years ago
Is that why they always ask for my birthdate?