Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 27, 2010

Never trust a gherkin.

YAY!!! Long legs is back!

Come closer, Baby, and I’ll help you find mine.

Your surveillance pickle, ehh? Well, that’s a pretty pickle! And since you can’t see me now, you have no recourse but to believe me when I tell you I’m a wealthy, young, incredibly handsome, studly genius! Right?

How about a surly pickle? Are you on the lookout for one of those?

opening coat to reveal all kinds of pickles and pickle accessories

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

I don’t want a pickle, I just want to ride on my motorcycle, and I don’t want a tickle, I’d rather ride on my motorcycle, and I don’t want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcy, cle.

Oops! Sorry, Babe, I just chopped up your sweet pickle for my tuna salad.

Mae, have you seen her pickle?

I got yer pickle right here….

Some days the comments are better than the cartoon. This, however, except for Judy Parka, is not one of them.

It may be time to deploy her Surreptitious Cigar.

More info on the tiny Pinto Pony Einstein including a photo gallery you may click.

Hey TIM. My wife can tell a great joke, if you have a half hour.

So what kind of person takes time out of their day to tell you they don’t like something that was offered free to them in the broadest possible generalization and then announces they’ll never be back?

Pretty sure that is called “an @55hole” thanks for the lesson there Tim-bulb.

The pickle left a message on her answering cervix.

Re: JudyParka: So size does matter?

I keep telling you, Teresa simply opens a dictionary and picks two unrelated words and puts them together .

here’s a few that will soon appear :

buttered light saber sharpened ice cube electronic broccoli detacher bowling ball bag bountiful with bacon

Something about this whole thing just doesn’t seem kosher.

Is that something like a turnip twaddler?

God as my witness, I thought nudes could fly!