“I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?’ Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.”
The Duke 1 about 14 years ago
Bummer, Zig!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to get up in the morning, Ziggy.
xsintricks about 14 years ago
Call the US Navy SEALS. They’ll take care of those nasty pirates.
woodwork about 14 years ago
Yeah, if the government(s) would let ‘em instead of playing politics
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
It just doesn’t pay to be Ziggy.
skymante about 14 years ago
Poor Zig. He waited so long for his ship to come in that he missed the boat.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Are those pirates brain dead? Twice they have attacked warships.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
My shi came in but it had a different ending.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Some day my ship will come in. I’ll probably be waiting at the airport.
IrisOne about 14 years ago
They must have taken his pants, too. And shoes.
markthenurse1 about 14 years ago
My ship finally came in and it was rotted and sinking! They just don’t make dreams like they used to!
LadybugMacon about 14 years ago
Don’t feel like the Long Ranger Ziggy. At least your ship came in , mind sunk ! And if it had got to me I would be waiting at the wrong dock.
runar about 14 years ago
“I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?’ Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.”
— Marcus Cole
BananaSlug about 14 years ago
Do what I did, Ziggy: push somebody else overboard and steal their ship!
boldyuma about 14 years ago
Hold the tip of your tongue between your thumb and forefinger and say…”My father works in the ship yard” three times fast….that’s an old one…