Snail: Wendell, I'm home! How's that sore throat, sweetie? Feeling better?
Actually, he would have dissolved into goo…..
Morton (When it rains it pours) is the mortician!
If only he had stuck with old fashioned snail mail, he’d still be alive.
Good one Sheik; or in this slug mail.
Beer works!
Yup, grapthics, booze is the ONLY answer.
I see this is Kevorkian’s site WebMD.net instead of the actually helpful site WebMD.com
He’s dissolving from the inside out, of course.
I’d rather be saline….
i don’t always agree with those cures listed on web md but this one worked he doesn’t have a sore throat any more
Looks like he took a slug of the wrong concoction.
The internet is not always right, it just thinks it is.
Wendell the slug….alas, I knew him not.
I read you should ring your garden with salt to protect it from slugs. The result was super gross! I think the beer pond is a much better idea. My biology prof recommended it. She said they basically get drunk and drown.
Saline takes me away….ACK!
I rang my garden with salt but it never returned my calls!
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margueritem about 14 years ago
Actually, he would have dissolved into goo…..
Pacejv about 14 years ago
Morton (When it rains it pours) is the mortician!
ksoskins about 14 years ago
If only he had stuck with old fashioned snail mail, he’d still be alive.
vlechtja about 14 years ago
Good one Sheik; or in this slug mail.
grapfhics about 14 years ago
Beer works!
Prey about 14 years ago
Yup, grapthics, booze is the ONLY answer.
LKD about 14 years ago
I see this is Kevorkian’s site WebMD.net instead of the actually helpful site WebMD.com
Desultourist about 14 years ago
He’s dissolving from the inside out, of course.
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
I’d rather be saline….
bald about 14 years ago
i don’t always agree with those cures listed on web md but this one worked he doesn’t have a sore throat any more
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Looks like he took a slug of the wrong concoction.
lisa4romMpls about 14 years ago
The internet is not always right, it just thinks it is.
coffeeturtle about 14 years ago
Wendell the slug….alas, I knew him not.
notinksanymore Premium Member about 14 years ago
I read you should ring your garden with salt to protect it from slugs. The result was super gross! I think the beer pond is a much better idea. My biology prof recommended it. She said they basically get drunk and drown.
captainedd about 14 years ago
Saline takes me away….ACK!
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
I rang my garden with salt but it never returned my calls!
Joe_Minotaur about 14 years ago
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