Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: I bet you'd pick your nose too, id you had fingers. Marigold: I have never needed fingers. I have MAGIIC! Even now, my nostrils are being magically cleansed, boogers whisked away to a dimension far beyond my concern. Phoebe: UNICORN! Marigold: I get to say that.
Masterius over 9 years ago
I have to admit, I never expected the word “boogers” to escape Marigold’s lips, especially when referring to her own!
Happy, happy, happy!!! over 9 years ago
T_Lexi over 9 years ago
Well, hmmm… nostrils that are completely cleansed of boogers would be indeed Heavenly.
Hag5000 over 9 years ago
That’s a dimension I wouldn’t want to visit.
kaykeyser over 9 years ago
In some far away dimension it just rains unicorn boogers.
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
I predict a visit by an angry individual from another dimension.
“…YOU. YOU’RE THE ONE DOING THIS TO MY PEOPLE.”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Unicorn.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Unicorn boogers just might be a magical food source for that other dimension.
sjsczurek over 9 years ago
What was that thing in the past? The thing about unicorn poop? And now it’s unicorn boogers.
HAL69 over 9 years ago
Hehe, so Marigold is admitting she DOES have boogers, then, and she magically “picks” her nose.Unicorn, indeed!
Winterbeast over 9 years ago
Of course, this now means that somewhere in the multiverse, there is a dimension full of unicorn boogers.
Masterius over 9 years ago
One has to wonder what the dimension that Florence sends her spider boogers must look like.
Q4horse over 9 years ago
Boogers are just bits of mucus that have dried out and impacted in your nostrils as a result of breathing. The mucus lines the respiratory tissues and traps microbes, dust and other small airborne particles and conveys them to the stomach for destruction. What’s the big deal?
NWdryad over 9 years ago
That dimension is probably Phoebe’s nose….
KZ71 over 9 years ago
Ha. Bill Watterson once remarked, "I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word “booger” in a strip."
becca_renfroe over 9 years ago
I just discovered your strip today, and I am already a fan—this one is particularly awesome. Keep it up!
Rainbow Sprinkles about 3 years ago
Perhaps our dimension is where something gets whisked away, far beyond some one else’ concern. Are shooting stars perhaps alien analogues for boogers?