Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2014

What asteroids.

Not read the comets? But around here, we’re all for ’em!

Maybe it’s just too punishing.

Dan, is that why you don’t answer us anymore in this space?Or did you planet that way?

Meh, let it go. When the comets pass beneath the ship they’ll be water under the bridge.

Rock on Gearth……

Aliens rock

Even when we try to read a comet up close (by landing on the dang thing), we botch it. Perhaps the comets have a point (or at least they’re pointed….)

“Comets”. I love doing that with words: I bought a wooden whistle, but it just wooden whistle.So I bought a steel whistle, but I steel couldn’t whistle.So I bought a tin whistle, and NOW I tin whistle [;-)

ship/14 – it’s alien rocks!

At least not this one!

Starfleet sent a ship to circle Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.

It’s not worth the tribble(s).

Oh, so I guess that getting the point of this comic depends on having seen that L.C. commercial?