New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 26, 2010

Anne Boleyn was jobbed by a mental monarch. He did write a really good song though…

i’m ‘enery VIII i am, ‘enery VIII i am, i am. i got married to the widow next door. she’s been married seven times before and every one was an ‘enery. she wouldn’t ‘ave a willie or a sam. i’m ‘er 8th old man i’m ‘enery. ‘enery VIII i am. (2nd verse, same as the first!)

Well, that bizzare that he used her as bowling ball…that terrible. Properly freak out people at the bowling alley….

WAIT MINUTE, is this a the after life? This would explain why…Anne is stilll with us…

what fingers?

as long as she keeps her mind out of the gutter, she might do well as a bowling ball…

Monty called. He wants his python back.

How long we be Putin up with this nonsense?

@Fairportfan2

Thanks! The world needs more Flanders and Swann references.

And so, the royalties go to Royalty…

I would think that the cold fingers in her nostril and ear would be nothing compared to the cold manipulation of the ball return machine

Good of Pab to tip us off yesterday ;-)

Wait! What fingers? That’s just his Looming Head, right? And shouldn’t it be Looming over Alaska?

She felt the cold hand of Seth.

I can’t read what she’s saying in the first panel.

She says (and I’m paraphrasing here) “Mumble mumble mumble! Mumble mum-mumble.” She has a point.