Jen Sorensen for March 08, 2010

An epidemic of insanity. I blame Faux News.

They are trying to kill us with fluoride in our water JFK was a CIA plot We’re only in Vietnam for the oil (sound familiar?) Monica Lewinsky was wearing poison lipstick

And so it goes.

Obama is selling our DNA to space aliens for magic beans.

These people vote! These people get elected. Did I read that “Moonbeam” is running again? The right does not have a monopoly on nuts.

So a bad economy causes paranoia?

To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a nut is just a nut.

(It’s obviously false that Obama is selling our DNA to space aliens for magic beans. After all, he doesn’t believe in free markets.)

When this is compared to what I hear from the non-cartoon world, it seems downright sane.

No, Lew, the regressives don’t have the monopoly, but they have the biggest box stores of nuts & looneys. On long drives, when I amuse myself with a bit of talk-radio, it’s like walking into a huge, sad institute of ranting mis-information.

I just heard that Rush Limbaugh will move to Costa Rica if health-care reform passes. 1.) Another good reason to pass it. 2.) What did Costa Rica do to deserve that?

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