Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2014

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Not that it matters to me, but some people say she was a Bi Valve…..Hey, people talk…..

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    The world is her oyster.

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    If you’re wondering about the hat … out there in the bright sun, she doesn’t want to fry.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I know she’s a clam…but riding that pony… she sure looks like a little shrimp…. (with a very little neck…)Sea, we’d expected bigger…

    I heard she was tough… but at THAT size, some big frontiersmen coulda chowed ’er right down…

    I’m fishing around for more lines…but it’s late…and hey, it would be shell fish of me, anyway, to dig them all up….

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Jane rarely misses, but it’s not pretty when she does. She gets all steamed up and winey, afraid her prime is a thing of the pasta.

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    OBie1949  over 9 years ago

    Anyone notice that Ms Clam is actually a scallop?? Hey, it’s a cape Cod thing!,

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    shipl14  over 9 years ago

    Clams got hands!

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    TheAuldWan  over 9 years ago

    G r o a n !

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    Bargrove  over 9 years ago

    But is she happy?

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