Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 04, 1996

Transcript:

It's Another Edition Of...UPCLOSE AND PERSONAL! with your hosts: Chip Chipson and Biff Biffwell! Chip: Well, Biff, as our viewers know, the line between news and entertainment keeps getting thinner! Biff: Right, Chip! We in the news media are asking the question: are we journalists... Chip: ...Or are we celebrities? Biff: To explore this burning issue, today on "Upclose and Personal," we'll be profiling... Chip: OURSELVES! Biff: I was born the handsome son of wealthy parents...