Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2014

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Henry may have to work on holding his breath when he fetches the slippers next time.

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    DaveMunter  over 9 years ago

    Either that or he was just deodorizing them for her.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Why do you ask?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    “would you like Henry to take you into town Blanche?”

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    maestrabella67  over 9 years ago

    Henry, you’re adorbz. Too bad you don’t know your own strength.

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    llong65  over 9 years ago

    fuzzy slippers….made him sneeze.

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago

    On a cold night, it’s nice to have your slippers warmed —but hey! Don’t overdo it!

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    paullp Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I think she just answered her own question.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Briquettes, huh? They look more like two …..Oh, never mind!

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    Ragtime78rpm  over 9 years ago

    It’s like the absent minded professor who said, “Today, class, we’re going to dissect a frog”, and then pulled out a sandwich. “That’s funny”, he thinks, “I’m sure I ate lunch”.

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    brklnbern  over 9 years ago

    As Groucho once said, answer the second question first.

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    dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Um…One, don’t get upset and two, yes and so have you.

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