Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Studying for my upcoming open book test. Goat: What's the test about? Pig: Whether you can open a book. Goat: Why do I get into these discussions? Goat: It's much trickier than it looks.
For all those who insist that pig is not dumb, I suppose the explanation is that he’s never opened a book before? On the other hand, if he succeeds in opening it from the spine, then is he not Pig the Destroyer?
cdgar over 9 years ago
Strange.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
A real test is to figure out the combination on a diary that has a built-in lock.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Good thing it’s not a makeup test; a pig with lipstick isn’t a pretty sight.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
For all those who insist that pig is not dumb, I suppose the explanation is that he’s never opened a book before? On the other hand, if he succeeds in opening it from the spine, then is he not Pig the Destroyer?
Arianne over 9 years ago
Would you have to burp the alphabet to pass a pop quiz?
RACerri32 over 9 years ago
Perhaps he is readibg too much into it?
inshadowz over 9 years ago
This is no joke! Book troubles are a serious matter posing severe technical challenges. Like this, for example.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
Back in college, I knew students who specialized in not opening books all semester.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
but what do you do after you open it?
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
but what do you do after you open it?
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Oh how hard can it be to open a—ahhh! Paper cut!
MaggieBry over 9 years ago
I’ve seen this problem before…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
What?! Wait! There are still books?! I can only imagine Pig trying to open up his Nook or Kindle.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Other way, Pig!
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claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
I find this one stupid but funny.