The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 02, 2014

Look at it this way….You will be stoned for life.

Tish Hughs! What a crying shame.

Sorry… not about today…(For some reason, when I looked at this one, my thoughts just froze. )but @Hippogriff…meant to say yesterday…nice poem.

Later in the day her husband was slated for an appointment with the concrete company.

“What we have here…is a failure to communicate.”

So, why hasn’t the counselor turned to stone?

I guess things didn’t work out with King Midas then?

This toon leaves me stone cold.

Al S. don’t you have a life?

SusanSunshine: It is nice to be appreciated by a master. I like unusual words in rhyming positions in my filk. The great filker, Allen Sherman (MY Son the Folksinger) never finished his, so I did for Orally. {"When you take vaccine, be sure / to take it orally / For the other way, you see / is more painfully.")I added the chorus: Orally, orally / gives you far less fuss / than to be stabbed right in your / gluteus maximus. I sang it for Pete Seeger once and about at “right in”, his knees buckled and his spiralled downward, laughing. He figured out the rhyme.

Looks like Perseus needs to get back in shape.

The way his wife’s lacrimal ducts are running, I hope she remembers to HYRDRA-te when she gets home!