Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2010
Transcript:
Adam: Sigh. Rolf: Yo... What's the matter, dude? Adam: I dunno, Rolf... I have this feeling that I'm taking life a bit too lightly... that maybe I need something else to push me to a richer, more substantive life. Rolf: Hmm... Hold on, I'll go ask the big guy. God: What does he want? Rolf: Something that'll make his life more substantial. God: OK... I've got just the thing... Behold... Rolf: Whoa! ...Then he handed me this six-pack and said switching from a pilsener to a stout oughta do it. Adam: Woo-hoo! I feel better already! B.E. (Before Eve) The pre-female time in paradise when guys were guys...
WoodEye about 14 years ago
A kind and generous deity.
parethed about 14 years ago
I prefer a darker brew myself…thank you Lord…
Pacejv about 14 years ago
That’s the ticket: Stout Hearted Men.
webduckie about 14 years ago
I can beerly take it.
cutiepie29 about 14 years ago
Pbbbbbbtttttt! OK, I feel better now.
pbarnrob about 14 years ago
Nothing like a good “liquid-bread” Bock to warm the cockles (and all the rest). Uuuuurp!
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I prefer a pilsner.
The Duke 1 about 14 years ago
cleo, the VERY early years!!
poppy1313 about 14 years ago
Nothing quite like the head on a Guinness Irish Stout Draught… Had my first on vacation in Dublin
Brockie about 14 years ago
Eve was no prime rib.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 14 years ago
How many were made in the dust storms?
FlashfyreSP about 14 years ago
I’m a Guiness man myself, but there’s a local brew here that is heartier than it…Dogfish Head Chicory Stout. Thicker, more bitter, and a better head. Sacrilege, I know…but it’s great stuff!
gjsjr41 about 14 years ago
Hey, I remember Rolf on the Jimmy Dean Show. Thanks for the reminder, Joe.
vexatron1984 about 14 years ago
@JFri - Nice picture of the Duke! He’d show these guys what drinking is really all about!
That being said, I prefer a white wine and it only takes one glass to get me “happy”.
mjlew01 about 14 years ago
HEY JOE-ALLEN, SEEING YOUR ALL ABOUT THE MYTHOLOGY, WAS IT JONAH WHO DISCOVER SUSHI?
DGooseE about 14 years ago
Beer, beer, beer, beer. Beer, beer, beer, beer. We LOVE beer.
vldazzle about 14 years ago
I prefer gin, but I flavor my own by adding a mix of citrus zest and 6 juniper berries- let them soak in the bottle for a least a week for a really good flavor;-)
ChazNCenTex about 14 years ago
Hah!! The Book of Guiness, very good.
If Adam was made from the dust - who came out of dust devils? (Paraphrasing someone else’s question). I’d guess Lawyers (the larval stage) and Politicians (their ‘adult’ stage).
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 14 years ago
Or dust bunnies????
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
Beer and pizza is why I believe in God.
reynard61 about 14 years ago
I haven’t cleaned my apartment in so long that my dust bunnies have grown into dust rhinos…
cleokaya about 14 years ago
That’s right JFri, but I like to use the beer as a chaser for some Booker’s.
Varnes about 14 years ago
It just seems wrong to drink anything but beer with pizza…
wndrwrthg about 14 years ago
I enjoy “Bear Whiz Beer”, ” it’s in the water, that’s why it’s yellow”
lewisbower about 14 years ago
CHASM Are you saying lawyers came before Eve? Why were they needed? Come to think of it, why are they needed now? Oh yeah, the house and car.
Varnes about 14 years ago
BTW, I love the turtle being used as a foot stool…beautiful….
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
“And, on the eighth day, God created Alcoholics. And on the ninth day , God created Woman. And on the tenth day, God created AA. On the eleventh day, God created smoking for the AA meetings.” Hang on, after this, it gets a little complicated.
Trebor39 about 14 years ago
When I was young it was free love and dollar beer. Now dollar love and free beer makes more sense.
littledutchboy about 14 years ago
Thank you Arthur Guinness. Poppy1313: Dublin is where I fell in love with Guinness. There is a hug in every mug.
DEGENERATE about 14 years ago
Before Evey, life was boring.
michealdark about 14 years ago
DEGENERATE said, about 4 hours ago
Before Evey, life was boring.
Well, I don’t know about that, but I know Wall-E was lonely!
Joseph Krois about 14 years ago
“This Bud’s 4 U!” The question is why do we (men) even need the dog , the mastadon, the parrot and the turtle? Pizza, beer, TV and a congenial diety suit me fine. Tho’ Eve was definitely cute… Hmmm?
Ed in Toledo Premium Member about 14 years ago
People, people… Please do not feed the CCBSS cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts.
parethed about 14 years ago
Hey jmoney, don’t knock parrots…they are great companions…I like dogs, too…the rest of ‘em…ehhh…
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Guinness Gives You Strength!
But it’s best on tap, so Adam’s missing out. They’ve now developed the technology to but a gas charge in bottles of Guinness (they’d already been putting charges in the cans), so you can get the cascade like you’re supposed to, but draught can’t be beat.
By the way, the Muppet’s name is Rowlf, not Rolf.
By the way, nobody CARES whether Adam and Eve’s names were “really” Adam and Eve. They’re fictional characters, and Moses’s copyright lapsed a couple thousand years ago. They’re in the public domain.
Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago
MrDichotomies about 14 years ago
Left Hand Milk Stout
BTW, stout was invented by monks. During Lent they weren’t allowed to eat while the sun was up, so they wanted something hearty to drink for lunch. Which leads me to believe they also invented the siesta.