Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 22, 2014

Rat wouldn’t help Goat anyway. But since she’s what passes in the strip for an attractive woman, Rat wants her for himself and is going to derail Goat’s chances with her.

Anyone else get the feeling that Rat is “aware” of all the lists?

Not merely aware; at the top of.

With friends like that……..

Rat isn’t a true friend, but his antics are funny.

With friends like Rat, Goat needs no enemies. —And will get no girlfriends….

sorry…she only dates sex offenders

I’m fairly certain goat-throating will get you on a sex offender’s list.

Anyone who asks Rat to be a wingman is sure to crash!

If Goat asked Pig to be his “wingman”, he’d probably start flapping his arms.

If that is good hate to see bad.

Goat, why would you want to have Rat, as your wingman, of all people?

Rat your wingman? Absolutely sure way to be shot down.

Oh, and Goat just got back from the STD clinic, and he has a clean bill of health.

Praising with faint damns . . .

Cyrano de Bushrat. OMG.

" … and don’t pay any attention to those nasty rumors. I’m pretty sure he’s been male his whole life."

I can see why Rat is still single.

xxx

Never send a rat to do your job.

Hm.

I’m registered nationally & find this amusing.