While visiting my brother, some of those JWs came by. My brother sicced me onto them. I out-Bibled them, and they went away with their proverbial tails between their legs.
I worked in the penitentiary system for almost 25 years…while working…and still today…when these pests ignore the DNC list and reach out and touch…they ask how I’m doing…I respond “Fine, now that I’m not in prison anymore”….leaving it up to them to determine what caused me to be there….apparently, they opt for the wrong reason, and all of a sudden, decide not to talk to me!!!
One Sunday morning on Kauai, we were standing around in our swim gear, playing pool & drinking beer. A JW came to the screen door and knocked. Our host asked the guy if he’d ever played pool? He allowed as he had, years ago. Host suggested a game of 8 ball. “If you win, we listen. If I win, you listen to us.” The guy smiled, declined and left. It was a good day…
I had a fellow on the phone for 20 minutes. (I had nothing pressing) He said I won a prize. So I listened to the spiel. I asked questions. And when he asked for my credit card – for processing purposes of my prize – I told him he called Canada. Prizes are winfall. There are no charges. Please send my prize. He said he needed my credit card or I forfeit my prize. I told him – then its not a prize and he was just trying to scam money from me. .Boy – tell someone the truth and they get all uppity and mad.
WoodEye almost 10 years ago
I need one that can take care of tele-marketers.
x_Tech almost 10 years ago
Smoke em if you got em, Henry.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I want an app that redirects incoming telemarketer calls to political campaign robocallers. Whoever invents that will be the world’s next billionaire.
Hu.e Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I just got a barking mad dog, that makes it imposable to have a conversation at my front door, Though a dragon would be good.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Until a salesman selling items for dragons comes along.
CMB2304 almost 10 years ago
i f so i’ll take two so i can gve my chihuahua’s a res
Wren Fahel almost 10 years ago
While visiting my brother, some of those JWs came by. My brother sicced me onto them. I out-Bibled them, and they went away with their proverbial tails between their legs.
goweeder almost 10 years ago
A surefire way to get rid of the telemarketers is to say (in a squeaky voice), “Just a minute …I’ll get my Mommy….”, put the phonr down and walk away…
jppjr almost 10 years ago
I worked in the penitentiary system for almost 25 years…while working…and still today…when these pests ignore the DNC list and reach out and touch…they ask how I’m doing…I respond “Fine, now that I’m not in prison anymore”….leaving it up to them to determine what caused me to be there….apparently, they opt for the wrong reason, and all of a sudden, decide not to talk to me!!!
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
One Sunday morning on Kauai, we were standing around in our swim gear, playing pool & drinking beer. A JW came to the screen door and knocked. Our host asked the guy if he’d ever played pool? He allowed as he had, years ago. Host suggested a game of 8 ball. “If you win, we listen. If I win, you listen to us.” The guy smiled, declined and left. It was a good day…
Luxurylife almost 10 years ago
Need to get that old E.D 209 20 seconds paused and the played from robocop when one comes to the door lol
Kirokithikis almost 10 years ago
used to keep a copy of Robert Heinlein’s “The Number Of The Beast” by the door just for JWs
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
I had a fellow on the phone for 20 minutes. (I had nothing pressing) He said I won a prize. So I listened to the spiel. I asked questions. And when he asked for my credit card – for processing purposes of my prize – I told him he called Canada. Prizes are winfall. There are no charges. Please send my prize. He said he needed my credit card or I forfeit my prize. I told him – then its not a prize and he was just trying to scam money from me. .Boy – tell someone the truth and they get all uppity and mad.