The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 14, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Look, dude, you can't return this toy lightsaber just because you can't cut things with it! Riley: Why not? Man: It's common sense, dude. You should have known we would never have been allowed to sell them to little kids if it could, like, hurt people. Riley: Well you should have known that I would never have spent twenty bucks on it if it couldn't. Now give me my money! Don't make me come over this counter!
J Short over 9 years ago
Counter attack.
Vlad Taltos over 9 years ago
And thus came the disclaimer labels: toy light saber will not actually slice little girls in half (though they might give them a headache and result in an encounter with your grandpa’s belt).
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
I don’t care what ‘hood he’s from—no unarmed 8-year-old should make someone twice his size step back like that. Come around the counter, lift him up by his underwear, and toss his narrow behind out of the store.
coffeeturtle over 9 years ago
Feel the Force!