Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 03, 2014
August 02, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
Multi-Species Employment Agency Ernest: Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Frank: Yeah, but I did interview other applicants... Frank: "...the frog was a strong candidate..." Frog: I'm flexible on location--I'm an amphibian! Frank: "...the whale seemed to be hiding something..." Whale: The gap in my resume? Uh...I was beached for a while. Frank: "...and the pig wasn't smart." Frank: I see "USDA Approved" on your resume--I don't think you understand what that means. Frank: The octopus got the job because he's a great multitasker!
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
They all have one thing in common…………… they all belong in a zoo………… including the keepers………
NoCents over 9 years ago
I just read somewhere that the octopus actually has 2 “arms” and 6 “legs” instead of 8 tentacles. The “arms” are somehow different from the “legs”. Anybody else see that?
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I guess if you have an octopus in your pocket, he/she could dial your phone?.Regarding yesterday’s comments on “pocket dialed”, the only way I could “accidentally” pocket dial a number on my phone would be for something in my pocket “flip” the phone open to expose the keypad!.An octopus, maybe?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“The Unicorn didn’t interview well. He kept trying to score points.”“With the Beaver, there was too much back-slapping.”“The Millipede was all hands.”“And the Chimp kept poo-pooing everything I said.”