Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 02, 2014
July 01, 2014
July 03, 2014
Transcript:
The Cat Lady: Rip Haywire has escaped me again! Find him before het warts my plans! Cobra Carson: Are you seriously going to let that cat-fancying hag get away with murder? Spur: If we don't, she'll give away our secrets like a mayor who gives away valuable land in exchange for pancake breakfasts! Cobra Carson: You're the mayor. Spur: Just a metaphor! A very yummy metaphor!
Kamino Neko almost 10 years ago
Still a better mayor than Rob Ford…
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And what, exactly, do you use a metaphor?
lecrenb almost 10 years ago
Rob Ford meets Peyton Place…
mntim almost 10 years ago
Cobra, I didn’t see you do an awful lot.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
A few more metaphors like that, and all of his secrets will be revealed.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
And Cobra paid that mayor to replace Haywire as Sheriff with her idiot boyfriend.