Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 18, 2014
July 17, 2014
July 19, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: No, you don't know me, but I saw you declare on the tube last night, and I was wondering if you needed anyone to help you out with press relations. Ginny: Well, as a matter of fact, I am looking for a media person-- especially someone with experience in television... Do you have any such experience, Mr... uh.. Mr... Zonker: Harris. Yeah, I watch about five hours a day.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Sounds pretty qualified to me.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Better than hiring a suit who follows the herd.
alcors3 almost 10 years ago
Hire the slob who follows the mob.
Eggman61 almost 10 years ago
Far be it for me to comment on a female candidate’s clothing, but doesn’t that yellow outfit get ripe after a few days on the campaign trail?
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Five hours? He must be forgetting the other eight he watched while he was stoned.
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
And it begins……
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
Zonker was always so cheerful about his lack of qualifications for pretty much everything, and happily went from one failure to the next happy failure. (He did do a reasonable job raising other people’s children, though……)
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Well, he apparently hit his stride raising marijuana, too. When last seen in current strips, as I recall, he and Zipper were agonizing over not being able to fill all the orders for ZZBud.So, he just needed to wait until the law was changed to legalize what he really had an aptitude for.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Zonker – always helpful.