Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 02, 2010
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Mom: Here, Petey. This will help your stuffy nose. Petey: Wud is id? Read the boddle. Mom: "Inactive ingredients - acesulfmae potassium, citric acid, glycerine, polysorbate, flavor, pregelatinated starch, monkeys, water, sodium benzoate, sucrose, xanthum gum. Tamper evident packaging - do not use if outer wrap or inner seal is broken or - Petey: Waid a binit! You said mongkeys! You said mongkeys!
margueritem about 14 years ago
Can’t slip a thing past Petey.
SCOTTtheBADGER about 14 years ago
Monkeys are a well known decongestant. Suck it up, and take your medicine Petey.
luezer about 14 years ago
Rabbit oil and bear grease work well too.
itraso about 14 years ago
I hear they use every part of the monkey… nothing goes to waste.
snarkm about 14 years ago
Mom’s sense of humor really isn’t compatible with a neurotic kid like Petey, or perhaps it’s too compatible?
ds133 about 14 years ago
Who knows, maybe there really are monkeys in cold medicine. I don’t know what half those chemical names really are, it’s entirely possible that they may actually mean monkey.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Yeah that one got me, too. A barrel of monkeys in every bottle?
Sometimes you wish you hadn’t read the label. At least Mom should have skipped over that part. I don’t think Petey will touch the stuff now.
okaythen about 14 years ago
Ma, just give Petey a shot of brandy, that always helps me when I am congested. or maybe it is that afterwords I just don’t care how I feel ?
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
do they make it with a capuchino machine?
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
Wonder if any monkeys were harmed during the making of it.
Dmajor about 14 years ago
The monkeys give that special flavor.
arsmall about 14 years ago
LoL!!!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Whoops! Slip of the old tongue! LOL
mancocapac about 14 years ago
I prefer mine with Rhesus pices
Dirty Dragon about 14 years ago
Mom is such a teaser..
But seems to me, monkeys up your nose would tear through whatever is stuffing Petey up in no time.
Pro Tip: When sniffing eucalyptus juice to open your sinuses, don’t actually suck the juice into your lungs. Take it from one who knows.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
The monkeysodium gluteprimate (MSGp) is just a flavor enhancer, not a flavor in itself. It strikes most sensibilities as exceedingly tasteless on its own.
POPPA1956 about 14 years ago
If God didn’t intend for me to play with your head, He wouldn’t have given you one.
DonVanni about 14 years ago
Yeah HectorG, Petey wears his fears on his sleeve and then tries to gnaw his arm off.
comics4brown about 14 years ago
For all we know monkeys are the secret ingredient and someone just “leaked” the info onto the label … or mom has great sense of humor! EIther way a little laughter is good for you Petey – so laugh why don’t you ?!
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
Those monkey jokes were real howlers!
pschearer Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’ve been on Nyquil for four days and I’m still suffering. If monkeys would help, I’m all for it.
(I’m starting to really like Mommy. How else could she survive having the children she has?)
Shannon D. Orr Premium Member about 14 years ago
Yeah, a mom like that, well, she’s the gorilla my dreams.
DCStark almost 13 years ago
PUN DAMAGE!!! Oh, the pain, the pain …
Stop monkeying around, you’re all gibbon me a headache!