Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 17, 2014

He had to sneak here, because he’s a closet closet user….

And here you thought he did that in the woods

Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope…………

Central Park? I thought it was Flushing.

SOOOO hoping the door turns opaque as with some other street WC locations: empty is clear door, in use is frosted glass door.

Long day… should go to bed ASAP, without commenting here…but how could I bear it?

That bear isn’t carrying a rabbit; which I guess is a good thing, leads to an entirely different joke.

Bear with me, I’ll think of a pun soon.

Does a bear take a Reader’s Digest in the woods?

Suppose he changes with the Times . . . ☻

@jreckardI suppose it would be rude to mention that the debate was finalized by a closest closet closet closure cloture………..

Does this explain the signs like “You are now leaving the Chesapeake Bay Watershed”?

Dang ! I guess that next thing you’ll be telling me is that the Pope ain’t -——-!

ha

“A watershed watershed moment.” Is that a quote from flush toilet inventer Sir Thomas (aka John) Crapper?