Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2014
June 11, 2014
June 13, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat. This is my friend, Barney Barnacle. I was talking to him about politics, but he doesn't even know who Barack Obama is. Rat: What-- have you been living under a rock? Barney Barnacle: That hurts.
The barnacle has the largest sex organ of all creatures on earth… in ratio to it’s body… so look at the surprise in your friends eyes when you tell them you’re hung like a barnacle.
Alexikakos, I’ve tried a couple of times to reply to your posts, but for some reason it doesn’t work. I want to thank you for the interesting links you give us. I read them and enjoy them.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Rat, you shouldn’t insult your guests like that! Were you raised in a hole in the ground?
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
And was Pig raised in a barn, the crocodiles in an everglade? Not sure how to say it with Goat and Zebra, though.
punmeister almost 10 years ago
He was living under a Bah! Rock.
ozed almost 10 years ago
And there I was expecting some benighted-barney-barnacle-obama pun. Bummer.
garyhill almost 10 years ago
Being a barnacle isn’t all bad afterall!
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Ouch! A barnacle with hurt feelings. Rat, you didn’t really think before you blurted out that insult, did you?
grinstoya almost 10 years ago
The barnacle has the largest sex organ of all creatures on earth… in ratio to it’s body… so look at the surprise in your friends eyes when you tell them you’re hung like a barnacle.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Shouldn’t the barnacle’s name be Bill The Sailor?!?
Rudynatacha almost 10 years ago
We ALL wish we had never heard of him.
unnormal almost 10 years ago
I totally agree with your first comment . . . and the closing thought of your second.
johnnyo68 almost 10 years ago
He’s between Barack and a hard place
JudyAz almost 10 years ago
But Obama got us out of a rock (say it fast).
smoore47 almost 10 years ago
“Sick, Moronic Post Award of the Day”
boreas2 almost 10 years ago
im surprised pigs knows who he is
tazz555 almost 10 years ago
OK that joke hurt my head…it was that stupid
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Well obviously!
xxx
Enoki almost 10 years ago
A question: Does Stephan lack a moral binnacle?
dingoboy almost 10 years ago
What Rat meant to say is where have you been living under a dock.
finnygirl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Alexikakos, I’ve tried a couple of times to reply to your posts, but for some reason it doesn’t work. I want to thank you for the interesting links you give us. I read them and enjoy them.
codedaddy almost 10 years ago
Who were the Khardashians?
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
I’ve never understood that expression.
7samauri almost 10 years ago
I miss read it. I thought he meant that BO lived under a rock separated from the real world. My bad.