Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 03, 2014
May 02, 2014
May 04, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: The schism between common orns and unique orns is deep and ancient. Common orns feel the best way to celebrate our tremendous beauty is to occasionally feign modesty! Unique orns, like myself, celebrate our tremendous beauty by not feigning modesty. Phoebe: But you're united on the "tremendous beauty" thing. Marigold: ALL orns have eyes.
Neo Stryder almost 10 years ago
So while the commons doesn’t care hoe they look, the unique as Marigold are vain.
nerdhoof almost 10 years ago
Then is Lord Splendid Humility a common orn?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think I’ve figured it out.Common Orns are rare, but they’re all the same.Unique Orns are more numerous, but they’re all different.
Q4horse almost 10 years ago
This is a difference of perspective and not genetics. Unicorn politics?
snomasnayr almost 10 years ago
I’m wondering if “common orns” are just horses.
bopard almost 10 years ago
never known how the preternaturally beautiful view their own beauty..Only constant reaction I’ve seen Is how my niece resents being attractive – because it attracts the jerks and scares off the nice guys.
Happy, happy, happy!!! almost 10 years ago
ORN?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or do they?
bopard almost 10 years ago
Unicorns have it right! Enjoy your own beauty, and put up a shield of boringness so the creeps can’t spot you!
Simon_Jester almost 10 years ago
Errr, shouldn’t that book title be, “Marigold And Her Human?”
Weapon Brown almost 10 years ago
And there isn’t a trace of GENUINE modesty to be found anywhere.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Today’s “Liō” appears to feature the evil twin of Todd the Candy Dragon.
jerrica.benton333 12 months ago
wait, so is Lumpy Spacehead, errr i meant ,Lord Splendid Humility really a common orn in disguise?