Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 18, 2014

1. I don’t know.2. I don’t know.3a, b, c. I don’t know.I know nothing! I see nothing! Okay?

I had a booth table give way at a diner, all I did was put an elbow down.

1) I don’t know, but don’t touch it.

2) The diner from ‘Pulp Fiction.’

3) A. Wisconsin. Or Montana. Or a certain section of central Illinois.

B. Off of I-35 somewhere in Iowa. Though when I was about to pay for a candy bar, the woman behind the counter said, “Don’t eat that.”

C. Anywhere in northern Minnesota. Also, look out for the giant swarm of ticks crawling up your pants leg.

I’ve been to all those places!

Everybody’s a critic.

Not in Arlington, VA!