New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for May 01, 2014

Good for you, Vicki!

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll gladly make an exception.

Remember, we’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

You’ve got everything — beauty, charm, money… You have got money, haven’t you? Because if you don’t, we can quit right now.

Well, I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Good night, everybody!

“Trying out my act before I take it to Vegas.”

Tell her about the time you shot an elephant in your pajamas.

I can see it now … you bending over the stove … Except I can’t see the stove.

Meet me in the moonlight .. you and the moon! You wear a necktie so I’ll know you.

sheesh, what a grouch!

I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Make that two hard-boiled eggs.

What’s a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?

Groucho: I want to marry you and the other girl I just met.Victoria: Why, that’s bigamy.Groucho: Yes, and it’s big of me too.

“That’s strange – so am I.”

“Did anyone ever tell you you look like Prince of Wales? I don’t mean the present Prince of Wales; one of the old Wales. And when I say Wales, I mean whales. I know a whale when I see one.”

Also anyone else hoping Groucho becomes a regular to TNAoQV?