Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Do you think Rip will be able to get through the cursed woods to get the cure? It's almost bikini season and I need to be ready! Woman: If he can face fears, he'll make it through the forest of nagging hallucinations. Rip Haywire: Mist fight against... fears! Cobra Carson: You're never right! Breezy: Not the best... Cobra Carson: Worst boyfriend... ever... Breezy: I'm proud of you for asking directions. Jonah Hill is starring in a "Walker: Texas Ranger" reboot! Voice: Nooooooooo! Sign: Welcome to Blood curdlin' mountain
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Maybe he sees Chuck Norris as a cross dresser. Dang, I scared myself with that one.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Dont worry, that happens to lots of guys…I’m told.”
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
“Worst boyfriend…ever”? The Forest of Nagging Hallucinations must be full of the same type of trees found on Degobah.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
“Ben Stiller will be the next Batman.”“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
mntim almost 10 years ago
Betty White will be the next Catwoman.Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….. wait, that might work.
CYGNUS X1 almost 10 years ago
It would have been nice to top off the nagging hallucinations with the rogue Amish girl that took him in for two years! Something along the lines of; “You’ll never grow a beard like Abram!”
quartermain almost 10 years ago
What next for Rip, Kazan the Wolf Dog?
racerxyz almost 10 years ago
Why not take a breathing apparatus? Surely there is some oxygen in the chopper…..Some of us will stop at nothing to (try and) keep from walking through those fears……………. ;-)
AlnicoV almost 10 years ago
Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher…..Wait that really happened…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
LOL! This just might be my favorite RIP HAYWIRE strip to date! :-D
[lizardprotector] 5 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks a compromise between this and Breezy’s “normal” body type would be an improvement over both?