Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 16, 2014

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    spaced man spliff  almost 10 years ago

    Y’know, I never heard anyone ordering a beverage that complicated. Only on TV or the comix !!

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    jsab0  almost 10 years ago

    You should try the pumpkin spice. It’s to die on the cross for!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Jesus of Berkeley…not the real deal

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    listmom  almost 10 years ago

    “Dude, nutmeg’s over there next to the sugar.”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He’s thinking, “Hummm. This guy looks like a Philistine, and they don’t tip. If it wasn’t for the legion, I’d never make it here.”

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    greenlynn Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Jesus transformed the water into wine at the directions of his mother, proving that a Jewish mother can tell even God what to do.

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    rickray777  almost 10 years ago

    Jesus would probably have just given him a blank stare, followed by: “I’ll have to call my supervisor…”

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    paullp Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Although there was no proof, the conspiracy theorists of the day believed that the winemakers were behind his arrest and subsequent execution, because they were afraid his unique ability would drive them out of business.

    If he had turned lead into gold he never would have been crucified . . .

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    rekam Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    That’s real?

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