Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2014

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    Enoki  almost 10 years ago

    Those censors are bat sit crazy.

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    danfromfreddybeach  almost 10 years ago

    Does the Pope lick cats?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    I bet Rat loves eating at Fuddruckers.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Seriously, though, if you read “Bloom County” you’ll see that the funnies used to have subject matter and language that would be verboten today.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “Well, I know you do, Lorenzo.”

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    Does the Pope sit in the woods where the bears can crap on him?

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    Kaputnik  almost 10 years ago

    Does a sailor ship in the sea?

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    corzak  almost 10 years ago

    This isn’t satire. These Comic Strip Censors’ uniforms, hats and facial hair are still required under the Comics Code Authority (CCA), to be used “when policing the code of ethics and standards” for the industry, as mandated by the ACMP under authorization of the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency.

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    corzak  almost 10 years ago

    I’m not kidding. Comic Strip Censors have to wear top hats and red bow ties when on the job. Have to have Snidely Whiplash mustaches.

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    Mike Russell  almost 10 years ago

    I sit when I’m in the woods. Don’t you?

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    Masterius  almost 10 years ago

    Reminds me when Greg Evans was doing a Luann strip years ago, dealing with the subject of Luann starting her menses. He absolutely was not permitted to use the word “period” at all . . . so when Luann whispered to her friend Bernice, Greg did it this way . . . :

    “.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    SIT! He said “sit”! Stupid censors. What the H don’t you get?

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    pipesadsit Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    What the #*@! happened to Rat’s plate?,

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    garcoa  almost 10 years ago

    I sit whenever I need to, anywhere that is convenient.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Bears in the woods? How about Cubs in the Series?!?

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 10 years ago

    I just hope when the Cubs win a pennant, their fans don’t become as insufferable as Red Sox fans have been since they won the Whirled Serious. Even Yankee fans are almost more tolerable these days. Almost.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    everyone now has a potty mouth, even my sweet dear Mother, was trying to remember a piece on her piano, hit the wrong key and said sit… I almost passed out.

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    elwoodp44  almost 10 years ago

    I believe the old saying starts with: “Is a bear Catholic…”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    i only sit when i have something to read. so i carry my kindle app with me all the time……..

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    ChessPirate  almost 10 years ago

    “sit, pith, fork, can’t, Koch Brother, mudder ducker, tats.”

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It is a sad day when the comic censor is cursing.

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    Enoki  almost 10 years ago

    Next thing you know Rat will be smoking in the strip…

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    Scott S  almost 10 years ago

    Is the bear Catholic? Does a pope sh*t in the woods?

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    The Comic Strip Censors turn up at some really unnecessary times!

    xxx

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    Lamberger  almost 10 years ago

    Right arm! Farm out! Out of state!

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    Hum.

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    Majin Nathan  almost 10 years ago

    Thank God for censorship. I always think it’s funnier when they make fun of the censorship itself like in today’s strip

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    lonkodektes  over 9 years ago

    is there something more in this pun than adding H to the bear sitting in the woods? :P

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    Is the bear catholic?

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