Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2005

Transcript:

"What are you writing, Pig?" "It's a letter to 'Dear Betty'...She's that frog in the paper who offers relationship advice." "Gee, Pig...That 'Dear Betty' has a reputation for being a little cynical. You sure you want her advice?" "Oh, sure! I love Dear Betty, and I want to know how my girlfriend Pigita and I can have a happy, normal relationship where we rarely fight and never take each other for granted." Good luck, moron. type type type