Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 23, 2014

He’s not heavy he’s my brother.

“He is heavy, he’s my brother in law.”

Susan:Dak me please, I coulda sworn it was Ladies Nite, where is everybody? I see Stel asleep in the Fluffy Chair and Bev under it, but no one else!

He ain’t Harvey?

@ BevHere ya go, I brought us back a couple, so we wouldn’t have to get up. (after these, we wont be able to get up)

I’m here, 2Old…plenty of daiquiris for all…yes, they’re free for ladies tonight…but it’s OK…. you can have one anyway… (rimshot)

Sorry…. never can resist….

I also go us some nibbles, I don’t know what they are, they were sitting on the end of the bar.

got, not go, and I only drank a little bit of my julet, jule[, julep

Hi Susan, I’d like one of these if there enough little monkeys to carry it out.Or maybe one of these?

Well, X… you’re in luck.We have both….

Would you like them to try to get you a Wee Heavy….or….blowing off a couple of insignificant cobwebs..one of these?

Little monkey… would you please bring 2Old and Bev their Ladies’ Night roses before they….

Oh.

Well…. I’ll have Elvis drive them home…you can go along and bring the roses….

That way you can tell me if anything goes wrong…Elvis has a cell phone.Do you know how to use one?

For a moment I missed the f in “shiftless” and thought it was another word.

Good morning everyone. :) Peace.

And it’s Todd who gets the shift…

I am affable and shiftless as well. I consider those admirable qualities.

My chiropractor is named Dr. Emde. Doctor, doctor, give me the news…

@ BevI watched the rest of Henri’s videos! Each one funnier than the last! Please post more of them!

I could not help but laugh at yesterday…..it would be real bad for a five year old for sure. But then again I have seen five year olds rake up moms dress to go back whence they came.On the cartoon put them in police uniforms and you have the new DPS two man patrol scheme they want to set up.Saves wear and tear on the shoe budget. When in pursuit the guy on top breaks out the spinning light toy from the circus and makes siren sounds with his mouth.Did the siren sounds like that one time. Dang thing blew a fuse in a pursuit and I decided to be humorous that moment while the in car video rolled. At my “chewing” out it was all the Captain could do to not start laughing. The chase ended with out incident. She was having cramps and needed to go to the bathroom. She did not make it to the bathroom in time and showed me. Case solved. File closed. She later sent me the cleaning bill. It ended up in File 13.

I think I’ll try making some mint juleps like that for my guy and me next Saturday. (we only drink water at square dance) That’s why I had one when I got home.

On my way to the liquor store and water store both today. I just sewed some straps for the camping chair and table covers I’m making (all solid red taffeta). I’m going to either paint or applique our devices on the chair in white.

I fired another email to him, and we’ve been discussing my possible use of solar energy, but mostly the camping stuff I’m doing as well as the square dancing. I DID pick up my 10 gallons of purified water and a few things from Total Wines (total of 2 hour trip after exercise and breakfast etc).

Make that three.

Dazz…. whatEVER time you post, it’s 4 pm somewhere, and somebody’s kids are getting home from school.

Essex — I’ll drink to that!

Classic television!

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!