Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 25, 2014

Uncontrolled flowers are known as weeds.

Ok, Lio…. Your monsters are allowed to be wild, so why not the flowers? You’ve no idea the amount of damage a fungus can do, either.

Power to the Flower! Don’t be The Man, Lio!

first you fence them in. then you brand ’em, then you break their spirit.

Until you get a whiff of their pollen

Go green, let a goat eat ’em

The Chuckle Patch has changed a lot since the late 70s… http://youtu.be/Q51Nki1PldA

A quick pass with the mower will keep them in their place

The peasants are revolting! Ignorant, unwashed and superstitious—you know, revolting.

You’d think Lio would prefer plants more like Audrey Junior.

Years back in the UK, many farmers stopped growing food crops in order to produce oil seed rape because the selling price way right. So many farmers have been the victims of supermarket price fixing that they have given up..I tried using rape seed oil to cook with but I hated the end taste.

A plant out of place is a weed.(is that better?)

First use pepper spray. Then toss into jail. Run them through the court system for a couple of months until they lose their place, belongings, and job. Send home to mommy and daddy. Repeat until either beaten into submission or dead.

Or: How to deal with growing unrest.