Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 16, 2014
April 15, 2014
April 17, 2014
Transcript:
Peekaboo: I assist my human on her journey to achieve a transcendental state of mind and body... By allowing her to dispense some well-deserved head-pats!
The furry appearance of what we call a kitten is merely a three-dimensional projection, i.e. the cuteness part, of its eleven-dimensional form, which contains the rest of its ego, which is why kittens occasionally, or often, depending on the kitten, seem able to negotiate the laws of physics with such casual indifference, and adorableness, for which we have come to know and love them.
Try doing yoga with two cats that some how can take over the floor completely, not leaving much room to do the stretches. Same with a queen sized bed! :-P
And I believe cats suck in matter from that 11th dimension cuz when mine are unmovable when sleeping in the middle of the bed when I’m trying to find space to sleep in.
Contessa Carrington about 10 years ago
How does such a small kitten have such a big ego?
inshadowz about 10 years ago
The furry appearance of what we call a kitten is merely a three-dimensional projection, i.e. the cuteness part, of its eleven-dimensional form, which contains the rest of its ego, which is why kittens occasionally, or often, depending on the kitten, seem able to negotiate the laws of physics with such casual indifference, and adorableness, for which we have come to know and love them.
Deezlebird about 10 years ago
My cat always wants to help me exercise. My dog, too.
metagalaxy1970 about 10 years ago
Try doing yoga with two cats that some how can take over the floor completely, not leaving much room to do the stretches. Same with a queen sized bed! :-P
mourdac Premium Member about 10 years ago
And I believe cats suck in matter from that 11th dimension cuz when mine are unmovable when sleeping in the middle of the bed when I’m trying to find space to sleep in.
Doctor11 about 10 years ago
Kitty!
Reality,really? about 10 years ago
My cat helps me read the comics. He however makes a great door. Not such a good window. Sit right in the middle of the page.
At night they’re unmovable when sleeping on the bed w me. Seem glued to the spot.