Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 24, 2014

Now let’s see who in the crowd gets this . . . obviously, not Phoebe!

I read this and said out loud, “UNICORN!” But I’m not sure why. It just seemed like the thing to say at the time.

I would bet that Phoebe’s parents wouldn’t get this reference as this refers to a 1972 release. Jeez, that makes me feel old-I was in a Jr. in High School when this came out. Apparently Marigold must have a fairly long lifespan though perhaps not as long as Llewellyn.

Does this mean that Marigold raced at Saratoga and that she has an apricot scarf?

I hope Marigold enjoyed the total eclipse of the sun in Nova Scotia.

The shallow depth would explain the “No Diving” sign.

Marigold is Warren Beatty? Or was it Mick Jagger? Or James Taylor? Kris Kristofferson?

Funny trivia – the “son of a gun” at the start of the song was unscripted, Carly’s spontaneous reaction to the opening riff by Klaus Voorman. Richard Perry kept it on the album.

I want to know how Marigold flew a Lear Jet to Nova Scotia with no thumbs. Oh, wait, of course – “Unicorn!”

Could be the new theme song of HN.

@ The Wolf In Your Midst: Well; seeing as how it’s called “Heavenly Nostrils”, I’d say that’s a pretty safe assumption.

Oh Phoebe, you don’t know songs from before you were born.

This song is still on the play list of many golden oldie radio stations and it may be on the personal music play lists of one or both of Phoebe’s parents.

Marigold’s a Carly Simon fan, I see.

She probably thinks THIS song is about her, too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

I’m a little older than Phoebe, and I thought “Anticipation” was a song about ketchup.

My parents just sing “You’re so lame…”

Good question Phoebe.

QOTD: “I am old.” – Marigold. ;)

Let’s all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born…And just think, Phoebe could have asked why birds suddenly appear any time Marigold is near.

It appears Phoebe’s parents have been lax in her upbringing after all! D:

@purpledog39

“Though she was born a long, long time ago. Your mother should know, your mother should know.”

Marigold reads the comments: “I am old.”

I thought it was pretty well settled it was Warren Beatty. I can’t see either Woody Allen or Truman Capote having all the girls dreaming they’d be his partner. But Warren was well-known for his harem-building. Also, “such a pretty pair”? And “with the wife of a close friend..” Definitely more Warren than Woody or Truman.

Marigold needs to listen to that song again. It’s not very complimentary, and I doubt she really wants to claim it. Not even the title. She can’t be VAIN. She’s a UNICORN!

So when Marigold’s not where she should be she’s with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend?I was about Phoebe’s age when this song came out.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?UNICORN.Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by?UNICORN.

“talk to phoeeeebe”

Some very funny comments. The song spends the entire time talking about him, then says, “You probably think it’s about you.” Something wrong with this picture.

‘You probably think its about you’ in ’You’re so vain’

This is one of the funniest in the entire series. *_laughing_